Sparky Circuit is the "Go To Guy" in our organization. There are people stopping at Sparky's cubical constantly. He knows everything! Now, Sparky is making his services available to you. Ask your question below and It will be sent electronically to his cube. Then, if he's not there, It will hop between a minimum of a dozen servers (automatically) to reach Sparky's exact location. (How's he do that??) Give him just 90 days to answer your question.
And Sparky takes full advantage of the barter system. He normally asks people for a six-pack as compensation for his aloof answers, but for a limited time only Sparky will answer your question for the price of a single, domestic, cheap, shity beer.
On his reply to you with his answer to your question, he may request the price of a six-pack ($5.00 to $10.00 USD), but we know Sparky drinks imports, Guinness to be exact (and a lot of them). So our suggestion is that you just pass along your Visa or Mastercard number as well as your expiration date to our sales department and we'll carefully monitor Sparky's drinking habits. If you care to, however, you may send him a personal check to help with rehab.
Make sure you type in your email address correctly so you will receive a confirmation email message from Sparky's Robotic Response System 2000++.
