This is GiddieUp Solutions!
GiddieUp Solutions Suite is an Enterprise-wide software solution created by UP.U. ARSS Enterprise. A small company based out of BumnFuch, Egypt, it thrives on the incompetence of others. From World Wide Web fuchups, special breaches to security, network "on-the-fly" fixes, automatic reconfiguration of hardware to interfaces with anything, GiddieUp Solutions CAN FIX IT ALL!
PRESS RELEASES
May 22, 1998 - GiddieUp Solutions is Formed!
Jul 12, 1998 - GiddieUp Offers Low-tech Internet Solution.
Aug 19, 1998 - Bob Smith, Cowboy Bob Dies
Sept 22, 1998 - GiddieUp IPO is On Hold
Nov 26, 1998 - GiddieUp Moves On...
Sep 14, 1999 - GiddieUp Joins the CFFL Fantasy Football League
Oct 6, 1999 - GiddieUp Solutions Are More Than Digital, Organic Too!
Dec 7, 1999 - GiddieUp Ends the Fantasy Football Year in DaFeet
Feb 3, 2000 - GiddieUp Says Goodbye to Andrew Oilslic
Aug 10, 2000 - GiddieUp Introduces Online Postcard Service
Mar 10, 2001 - GiddieUp Offers a Tasty Solution
May 6, 2001 - GiddieUp Announces New Technology Breakthrough
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Sparky Circuit's Postcard Desk
Believe it or not, GiddieUp Solutions can talk to IMS, IDMS, CICS, UNIX, DOS, WINDOWS, SYBASE, ORACLE, MS SQL, MAPI 16, 32, (and the upcoming 64), RAS, CTI, and that's just a few.
And that's not all!
This new Suite of services works great over practically any type of communications line. We even perform well over a 1200 baud analog line. We'll show you!
And Add-In's we've got!
We've got Call Center, Network Admin, Messaging, Web Server, DB Server, Comm Server, Security, Marketing, HR, CNC Link, MRP, Shop Floor, Scheduling, Payroll, and the list goes on… Hell, we can even automate your Operations department and eliminate 90% of the people!
Be the Hero!
Trust Us! We can make you look like the hero when you know absolutely diddly squat! Promise them anything and give them GiddieUp Solutions Suite v.1.0. You get the complete Suite for only $4,999,999.95 (serious inquiries only). And for the small price of $1,999,999.95 we will share with you our special patented strategic 3 day implementation plan. This may even get you a promotion! "Shit! I didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground and now I'm CIO of the company after putting in GiddieUp…", says Guido Bologna of a Fortune 500 manufacturing company.
Call us now at 1-900-GiddieUp or E-mail our sales department at Sales@giddieup.com to reserve your special appointment to view the Ultimate "Bail your ass out of trouble" software. We will meticulously simulate your environment in our Test Lab and show you how fast and seamlessly this system integrates into your company.
Remember, promise them anything,
but give them GiddieUp!
Special Bonus
Free for no charge, we offer you a host of Sample Solutions.
Also, now for the first time we make available our Collector's Edition.
See the people that made this just for you, our Company Officers and
Row 2 Team.
And, don't forget to visit our inspirational
Row 2 Team Building Page.
Technical Information
We have included a version of this page to be compatible with all platforms.
Otherwise you will need a browser. Doesn't matter what kind. We are not bias to Netscape or Internet Explorer. Even though the Evil Empire will dominate.
If you are not using a browser all you will see is a bunch of html code. It isn't pretty.
The letters in GIDDIE mean something.
Of course the UP is obvious.
If it wasn't an acronym, it wouldn't be worth anything.
Most people wouldn't understand what it means so just
believe it's an acronym and you should be assured that
the acronym is in your best interest.
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