We'd really like you to become a member of our GiddieUp family so for a limited time only we're offering a special COLLECTOR'S Edition at a small fraction of the cost. Now, for only a mere $499,999.95 extra we will throw in an additional 4 (yes we said FOUR!) 5 ¼" SS SD floppy disks packed with new applications!
You'll be amazed at the power these applications will bring to your life. From full feature utilities to detailed diagrams of the Stealth bomber* to 4-D video games, you couldn't ask for anything more!
And if you order right now, we'll throw in our SPECIAL VIRUS PACK at no charge! Attach these babies to e-mail, send them through the network, or even over the phone line. Something here for everyone. From friends and family to the biggest competitor you have. Guaranteed to bring down a single machine or completely cripple the network. Hell, there's even one in here that attaches to an IBM 3090!!! "Gosh, I've been arrested for drug running so many times I couldn't get a job anywhere" says Martinez Smith. "With one little click to the FBI and now I'm in charge of the Pentagon! Giddieup is Great!"
So don't delay. Be the first one on your block to own the COLLECTOR'S Edition and the GiddieUp Suite from UP.U.ARSS Enterprises. And remember, UP.U.ARSS is ISO4501 registered.
* Special terms and conditions may apply in some areas.
